I should really leave this to Cloud since it was HIS idea, but it's in my mind so I'll write a version.
Anyone else want to join the "Friends of Harold" group? You know who that little guy is, he's the hero:
"Harold," (speaketh the bloke who sounds frighteningly like a bad impression of John Barrowman) "why are you pretending to listen to music even though your headphones aren't plugged in?"
BECAUSE YOU ARE SANCTIMONIOUS TWATS!
Virgin Money? I think the phrase should read, give all your money to Virgin...
Two things: firstly, apologies to the Barrowmanesque-voiced smug git - he's just the one who first tries to get Harold involved in their pointlessly smug conversation. Secondly, it seems Cloud and I are not alone!
Harold is Cool. The campaign to recognise this starts here.