Just reviewed some comments here and...

... was delighted to find that I had eventually found the perfect way to rid myself of Duffman. After being inflicted by his witterings for far too long I was delighted that his presence had left my end of the blogosphere. He may have popped back but apparently all I had to do to get rid of him was to rabbit on about Dr Who!

Rather makes me feel all those bile-driven declarations to "Fuck off" were a bit of a waste of time: the answer was far more simple! Result!