Thursday, September 28, 2006

All about Lisa

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lisa!

  1. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Lisa!
  2. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Lisa!
  3. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Lisa from each salad served in first class.
  4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Lisa!
  5. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Lisa!
  6. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Lisa orbiting the Earth.
  7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Lisa.
  8. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Lisa!
  9. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Lisa.
  10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Lisa!
I am interested in - do tell me about

With thanks to the long line of sharers (George, Rob, Kate etc), I now know more about me than I expected!


SimonHolyHoses said...

It said this of me. Most of it is true.

1. Simon holyhoses became extinct in England in 1486.
2. Simon holyhoses can sleep for three and a half years.
3. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by simon holyhoses.
4. Simon holyhoses is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
5. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from simon holyhoses!
6. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are simon holyhoses.
7. More people are killed by simon holyhoses each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
8. Simon holyhoses can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
9. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Simon holyhoses', hated simon holyhoses and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
10. You can tell if simon holyhoses has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.

SimonHolyHoses said...

I forgot to add that if I fall over when you try 10. I'm probably addled with Thunderbird cooking wine.

Paul said...


1. Paul became extinct in England in 1486!
2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Paul.
3. The only Englishman to become Paul was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Paul from 1154 to 1159!
4. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Paul.
5. Paul has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
6. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Paul.
7. Paul can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
8. It's bad luck to put Paul on a bed.
9. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Paul.
10. Only one person in two billion will live to be Paul!

Paul said...

It's quite fun to play around with famous people as well

Rob said...

Yours are more interesting than mine were. Boo hoo!

I think 9 was my favourite. Though I liked 3, 7 and 10 too.