This one: complete with mis-interpreted gestures and attempts to encourage lip-reading. I need one of these boards.
Yes folks, I am off work by instruction as doc advises I have to not talk. AT ALL. Which as I teach / advise students is a big problem to get over in the office.
This instruction to not talk is either to save me and my voice from disappearing completely or is a grotesque joke at my expense made by those desperate to get some respite from my nigh endless yammering.
As yet I am unsure which.