You get the feeling that Shuggy was desparate on Friday:
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Hard to know which contained my favourite line, although I was especially sympathetic with "And I like the idea of breaking up larger schools, although I hope this is being taken literally. The last one I was in, for example, should be taken out with a bunker-busting bomb. One with depleted uranium, naturally."