Come on guys, this one you HAVE to get.
"Well it happened years ago, when you lived on Stanhope Road"
Ya'll don't get this, there is no hope!
UPDATE: Well done to Kerron who correctly identified this. Consolation kudos to EineKleineRob though.
Oh and by the way, my remark in the comments refers to the bite-your-lip gloriousness of the spoken-word video version of the song. It's the same as the second release video for the track (JC in that lime-green shirt!) but with a breathy spoken dialogue instead of the vocal singing track.