Since EineKleineRob asked so nicely, I thought I should try...
Total number of books owned
Am frightened on counting, especially after how many we lugged home on the plane. About 3,500?
Last book bought
Lots! Art Deco: Los Angeles, Getty Center Photography Collection Handbook, The Puttermesser Papers: A Novel by Cynthia Ozick....
Last book read
Last one completed: Possibly an Artemis Fowle book before I passed them on to neice and nephew!
Currently reading: The Raw Shark Texts by Stephen Hall. I started it last night and am already about 1/3 through it. Completely insane but very vivid and compelling and with a central idea of a conceptual shark, a Ludovician shark, that eats memories: Audrey Niffenegger liked it a lot.
Five books that mean a lot to you
Hmm. Not really had time to rethink this so temporarily will refer you to this.
Next tagees: bah, humbug. I'll try and think of someone who would do this, but in the meantime, meme yourself senseless...