Supermarket shopping, we need eggs. I pick up a box and in checking they're not broken already, I manage to touch an egg that has a shell so thin it must have been nicked from the (free-range) hen's arse before it had time to thicken.
Cue Lisa with egg all over her hands and Cloud in hysterics.
I go off to the toilets to clean myself up.
... and leave Cloud in charge of my main bag...
with my mobile in it...
What do I get on my return, hands newly cleaned of egg yolk?
"someone called David phoned..."Tell me people: do other people's long term partners tease them in this way?
"ha ha... very funny..."
"no really... said he liked your blog..."
Or is it just us?