A nice description of me: how have you been described?

I'm nowhere near as good at online communication as I should be and my typing skills in messenger are notoriously flawed - as is my inability to remember emoticons accurately. So it was rather wonderful to be described by an online friend as

"You're lovably (and amusingly) haphazard"

For some reason that has just made my day!


Given that I have been in the past described as 'a woman who knows her own mind' (this wasn't intended as a compliment but I was rather pleased with it!), this isn't the first time I've had a rather quirky description ascribed to me.

(One student memorably identified me by gesturing as if going up three flights of stairs before adding 'stripy legs!')

What's the weirdest description you've ever had of yourself that nevertheless pleased you?